disneyismyescape:
Disney makes me laugh whenever they make something about Gaston
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
tylerfucklin:
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
Fullmetal Challenge
Day 2 - favorite character
Riza Hawkeye
“The fighting maybe, but the nightmares of what we did in this place are far from over. They’ll stay with me for as long as I live… I believed in you, trusted you with my father’s research, & I applied to the military academy because I hoped to help other people. The way things turned out… it’s not what I wanted, but there’s no escaping the truth. I can never atone for the suffering I’ve caused.”
bigstupidbaby:
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the hell is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
